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johnsonacr01@aol.com

Glocklite: Glock 22 before inserting 29 round magazine.
Glockhot: Glock22 after firing 29 round magazine.
Grock: Japanese police carry these!!!
Glockho: Prostitute with a Glock.
Glock-N-Glo: Glock with a Meprolight.

Blood, Smoke & Glock = A new musical glock group (I meant "rock' group)
Country-Fried Glock = Southern police officer
Electro-Glock = Firing range real-life simulation practice
Euro-Glock = A glock toting person from France - NOT!
Glock-Damnit! = Pistol shooter's curse after a rare weapon jam
Glockdance = The art of ducking and dodging a glock shooter
Glockfiles = Number of recorded cases where a glock prevailed over criminals
Glockfusion = State of a person after being pistol whipped with a glock
Glock-Sushi = Multiple wounds from a glock pistol
Glocktabator = Person who constantly stokes his pistol
Glocktergarten = School for beginning glock owners
Glocktipated = What a bad guy gets when a glock pistol is in his face
Glocktoons = US Army's handbook of weapon safety (no words)
Glocktyrectamy = Removal of a glock pistol from a person's derierre
In Glocks We Trust = Oath of all Glock owners
Jack-In-The-Glock = Undercover police officers hiding in a van
Mardi-Glock = Glock owner's festival
Master-Glock = The first original glock owner
Surround-Glock = Noise from glock pistols firing in all directions
There.Is.No.Glock = State of mind of a glock owner that explains all life's existence (From the movie - The Matrix)

Lm308@aol.com

GLICK or GLUCK...What they [Glock] are gonna hafta change the name of the pistol to...when we all finally run out of words that rhyme with GLOCK.

From the most proliferate Glock Expressionist in the world!

Theo (aka) Sniper187, Inque187, GlockThumper

a.. Glock-a-phobic - An Anti-Gun/Glock Activist
b.. KCOLG - A dyslexic Glock owner
c.. Glocktanytes - Community of Glock Owners
d.. Glockgasm - The feeling a Glock shooter gets after a perfect score at the shooting range
e.. Contra-Glocked - The action of pulling your Glock on another gun wielding person
f.. Glockimortis - What a corpse goes through after being shot by a glock pistol
g.. Glockometry - Dimensional calculations of building a Glock pistol
h.. Aero-Glock - Pistol toting Pilot
i.. Aqua-Glock - Pistol toting Diver
j.. Astro-Glock - Pistol toting Astronaut
k.. Xeno-Glock - Pistol toting Alien
l.. Glock, Paper, Scissors - A game where Glock always wins
m.. Glock Pooch - A dog that brings his owner the Glock pistol
n.. Super Glock - Pistol with lasersights and night vision scope
o.. Glock-Hysteria - Mass panic when a Glock pistol is revealed
p.. Glock-Aerobics - Mastering the shooting stance when firing a Glock
q.. International House of Glocks - Egyptian Airport Security (I went on vacation there)
r.. PTGD: Post Traumatic Glock Disorder, what you suffer if your Glock is lost or stolen

(mdavis@mrmicro.net)
At the end of the nuclear holocaust the only things left will be cockroaches and Glocks. When the cockroaches evolve into an intelligent form of life they will marvel at the craftsmanship of the Glock. This will inspire the rise of a new religion known as Glockism, where the entire civilization and way of life is based on the Glock.

Theo (aka) Sniper187, Inque187, GlockThumper

New as of March 24, 2001

a..Psuedo-Glock: a SIG-Sauer pistol
b..I want a GED: (GED = Glock Enabled Defense)
c.. Glock Dunce: First time Glock shooter on a firing range
d.. Count Glockula: Glock toting Vampire in a Transylvania Hood
e.. Glock-tastrofy: An unfortunate incident involving an accidental discharge
f.. Glock Juice: Military Weapon Lubricant - LSA (for you Veterans out there)
g.. Glock`O'matic: Fully Automatic Glock model G18 or G18C (I want one for Christmas)
h.. Tick-Tock, Click-Glock: The time it takes for a Glock owner to rack a magazine and chamber a round
i.. Show Me The Glock!: First time Glock owner's exclamation after the California mandated 14 day waiting period
j.. Super-Cali-Fragilistic-Expi-Alli-Glockcious: The immediate ramblings of a person faced with the business end of a Glock
k.. Running Felon, Shooting Glock: an up and coming Flash Movie being made by Sniper187 (a la Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Movie)

(penrod@netscape.net)

• GLOCKENROLL: Me rollin' down the sidewalk in my wheelchair packin' my 19.
• GLOCKAHOLIC: Me after I gave up alcohol so I could afford more GLOCKS.
• GLOCKROLET: A GLOCK is built like a rock, just like a Chevy.
• GLOCKFAIRY: The good kind of fairy that'll give you a GLOCK if you leave a tooth under your pillow.
• GLOCKENVY: A disease inflicting all other so called pistol manufactures.
• GLOCKINTALL: A person who says piss on the big stick, give me a GLOCK.
• GLOCKTALE: One of the many stories told by GLOCK owners who've used their Gaston-created-piece to protect themselves or someone else.
• GLOCKDTS: What happens if I go more than a few days without bustin' a few caps in my GLOCKS.

• Glock Cock: Attitude of a proud Glock owner
• Glock Spock: Vulcanizing Technique
• Glock Pocket: Where to keep your Glock when not in use.
• Glock Jock: One who uses their Glock only for sport
• Glock Crock: Stories told by non Glock owners
• Glock Lock: Safety on your Glock
• Glock Block: Nothing can stop the power of Glock
• Glock Chaulk: Used to outline the victim of a Glock
• Glock Clock: Waiting period for the Brady Bill
• Glock Walk: Strut of the Glock owner.

• Glock and Roll - When each different note in a song is played with a different caliber.
• STOP-GLOCK-AND ROLL - One of the newest tactical procedures from California.
• GLOCKCOMA - What you enter when you send your GLOCK off to be customized.
• GLOCK-JOCK - A certified GLOCK Armourer.
• GLOCK FLOCK - A case of GLOCKS.
• GLOCK A BILLY - What you might have to do if Billy gets too crazy.

• Glockology: The study of the fine art of firing/customizing a Glock pistol.
• Glockologist: One who perfects his/her shooting skills with nothing other than a Glock pistol.
• Glock Out: Leaving the firing range with a bag of spent brass and a dirty Glock.
• Glock Blocks: All the pieces of a fully disassembled Glock.

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  (Txlaflash@aol.com)
  Glockcoma - The feeling one has from destroyed brain tissue.

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  (Rogue9c@aol.com)
  Glockage=The feeling of euphoria associated with shooting a Glock Glock withdrawal=Syndrome experienced after shooting an inferior (any other) Gun maker's product Glockless=Pathetic

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  (tcrosser7@hotmail.com)
  GLOCK'D-The condition you get when you've held the worlds finest pistol for the first time. It worsens with each shot fired. To date, there is no known cure however, the continuos procurement and shooting of Glocks seems to provide temporary relief. The disease has unique characteristics, namely a constant flexing of the trigger finger, uncontrolled drooling when one learns of a new model or accessory, and the desire to sell household items (namely the wife's heirloom china) to buy more ammo. Its like being hooked, only well you know, your GLOCK'D!

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  (cellevan@garlic.com)
  GLOTCH: When you think your Glock's got a glitch, but are mistaken.

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  (theheat@goin.missouri.org)
  Glock-of-the Rock.....Winner of the latest GSSF competition. All Glocked up.... The way you feel when you acquire your first Glock Pistol.

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  (gloryb1@bellsouth.net)
  Glockoma- serious eye disease most commonly found in criminals who have = been shot in the head by a Glock.

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  (kcook@direclynx.net)
  Glockette, noun, Glocker of the feminine persuasion.

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  (b_sack@email.msn.com)
  "Tactical Tupperware" - a Glock handgun employed by SWAT teams around the country. Also used as a derogatory noun by those who are jealous that we have Glocks.

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  (Tacticalgy@aol.com)
  Hickory Dickory Glock: To present your Glock in a timely and precision fashion and "go to work" and not time for games.

  Glockchester- A town over come with Glockitis.

  Glock around the clock- To Conceal Carry a Glock at all times

  Glock-watcher- checking out the other Glocks used in competition such as in IDPA. To check out to see others carrying Glocks..or the ones that wish they were.

  TimeGlock- A person,usually a wife that says put down the Glock and come to bed/dinner/breakfast/church/etc...

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  (GoodmanA@oscn.state.ok.us)
  

  GLOCKDOCK -- The beautiful display of Glocks at your local range, gunstore, etc. waiting to be acquired.

  GLOCK'ED-AND-LOCKED -- The condition your pistol is in for the fastest response to a threat.

  Glockisms -- Terms and expressions used by Glock shooters.

  (frazer2@ix.netcom.com)
  Glockularity -- The high popularity of the Glock pistol among police and military establishments throughout the world.

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  (const@bellsouth.net) GLOCKROCKET : Hot, fast, highpowered ammo sold by Cor-Bon, Triton. #2. Any super-hot reloaded ammo, shot from a Glock , of course!

  (const@bellsouth.net) GLOCKUTH : If Glocks were around during Moses` time, the Bible might read like this: "Draw out thine Glock and GLOCKUTH thine enemy."

  Rich.Watkins@mindspring.com Glockette: Any of the micro-Glocks, e.g. 26, 27and 33.

  schmegagy@home.com Glockenspiel: A collection of Glocks which, when fired in the sequence of their model number, produces an almost musically pleasing resonance to anyone within range.

  Oowhiplash@aol.com Glockulite: unsightly gizmo's and gadget's found growing on a Glock due to lethargy.

  kbrenn@proaxis.com "Glockpipe" : When your GLOCK stovepipes (Jams)

  pdugle@atlantic.net Glock Turkey: what you get when you use your glock as a pin gun.

  JJusko@microage.com Glockamole: that mexican green dip - This is what glock owners turn prey into.

  duscha@pacinfo.com Glockarena - The ceremonial dance performed by a Glock owner after an exceptionally good shot.

  Glock-a-teer - Gang-banger who packs a Glock.

  JStern@elections.state.la.us - Glockopedia: A walking infomercial for Glocks and Glock-related paraphernalia.

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• The following eleven (11) expressions were submitted by theo.hampton@intel.com:

1. Psuedo-Glock: a SIG-Sauer pistol.
2. I want a GED: (GED = Glock Enabled Defense).
3. Glock Dunce: First time Glock shooter on a firing range.
4. Count Glockula: Glock toting Vampire in a Transylvania Hood.
5. Glock-tastrofy: An unfortunate incident involving an accidental discharge.
6. Glock Juice: Military Weapon Lubricant - LSA (for you Veterans out there).
7. Glock`O'matic: Fully Automatic Glock model G18 or G18C (I want one for Christmas).
8. Tick-Tock, Click-Glock: The time it takes for a Glock owner to rack a magazine and chamber a round Show Me.
9. The Glock!: First time Glock owner's exclamation after the California mandated 14 day waiting period.
10. Super-Cali-Fragilistic-Expi-Alli-Glockcious: The immediate ramblings of a person faced with the business end of a Glock Running Felon.
11. Shooting Glock: an up and coming Flash Movie being made by Sniper187 (a la Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Movie).

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    • Rafipr@aol.com - Glockenstein: a Glock made up of other Glock gun parts, or a suped up Glock.
      
      narve.lekven@oma.no - Glock-Do: The world's most advanced martial art, capable of defeating a dozen knife-wielding assailants.
      
      

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