Glock Blocks: All the pieces of a fully disassembled Glock.
(Txlaflash@aol.com)
Glockcoma - The feeling one has from destroyed brain tissue.
(Rogue9c@aol.com)
Glockage=The feeling of euphoria associated with shooting a Glock Glock withdrawal=Syndrome experienced after shooting an inferior (any other) Gun maker's product Glockless=Pathetic
(tcrosser7@hotmail.com)
GLOCK'D-The condition you get when you've held the worlds finest pistol for the first time. It worsens with each shot fired. To date, there is no known cure however, the continuos procurement and shooting of Glocks seems to provide temporary relief. The disease has unique characteristics, namely a constant flexing of the trigger finger, uncontrolled drooling when one learns of a new model or accessory, and the desire to sell household items (namely the wife's heirloom china) to buy more ammo. Its like being hooked, only well you know, your GLOCK'D!
(cellevan@garlic.com)
GLOTCH: When you think your Glock's got a glitch, but are mistaken.
(theheat@goin.missouri.org)
Glock-of-the Rock.....Winner of the latest GSSF competition. All Glocked up.... The way you feel when you acquire your first Glock Pistol.
(gloryb1@bellsouth.net)
Glockoma- serious eye disease most commonly found in criminals who have = been shot in the head by a Glock.
(kcook@direclynx.net)
Glockette, noun, Glocker of the feminine persuasion.
(b_sack@email.msn.com)
"Tactical Tupperware" - a Glock handgun employed by SWAT teams around the country. Also used as a derogatory noun by those who are jealous that we have Glocks.
(Tacticalgy@aol.com)
Hickory Dickory Glock: To present your Glock in a timely and precision fashion and "go to work" and not time for games.
Glockchester- A town over come with Glockitis.
Glock around the clock- To Conceal Carry a Glock at all times
Glock-watcher- checking out the other Glocks used in competition such as in IDPA. To check out to see others carrying Glocks..or the ones that wish they were.
TimeGlock- A person,usually a wife that says put down the Glock and come to bed/dinner/breakfast/church/etc...
(GoodmanA@oscn.state.ok.us)
GLOCKDOCK -- The beautiful display of Glocks at your local range, gunstore, etc. waiting to be acquired.
GLOCK'ED-AND-LOCKED -- The condition your pistol is in for the fastest response to a threat.
Glockisms -- Terms and expressions used by Glock shooters.
(frazer2@ix.netcom.com)
Glockularity -- The high popularity of the Glock pistol among police and military establishments throughout the world.
(const@bellsouth.net) GLOCKROCKET : Hot, fast, highpowered ammo sold by Cor-Bon, Triton. #2. Any super-hot reloaded ammo, shot from a Glock , of course!
(const@bellsouth.net) GLOCKUTH : If Glocks were around during Moses` time, the Bible might read like this: "Draw out thine Glock and GLOCKUTH thine enemy."
Rich.Watkins@mindspring.com Glockette: Any of the micro-Glocks, e.g. 26, 27and 33.
schmegagy@home.com Glockenspiel: A collection of Glocks which, when fired in the sequence of their model number, produces an almost musically pleasing resonance to anyone within range.
Oowhiplash@aol.com Glockulite: unsightly gizmo's and gadget's found growing on a Glock due to lethargy.
kbrenn@proaxis.com "Glockpipe" : When your GLOCK stovepipes (Jams)
pdugle@atlantic.net Glock Turkey: what you get when you use your glock as a pin gun.
JJusko@microage.com Glockamole: that mexican green dip - This is what glock owners turn prey into.
duscha@pacinfo.com Glockarena - The ceremonial dance performed by a Glock owner after an exceptionally good shot.
Glock-a-teer - Gang-banger who packs a Glock.
JStern@elections.state.la.us - Glockopedia: A walking infomercial for Glocks and Glock-related paraphernalia.